Bovine Buddies Gifts

'. . . Bessie, you will have to sit this one out, because, well you're a cow.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Not now, Oliver."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"You're famous, Angus."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

BOO MOO!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It was an impulse buy.

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

COW. JUST COW.

'You two, sort it out!'

Triple Sock Cow

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

Who are you?