Cozy Bovine Enthusiasts Gifts

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Cow Pollen

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Cow Pilot.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

It was an impulse buy.

Triple Sock Cow

'You two, sort it out!'

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'