Bovine Bestie Gifts

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

BOO MOO!

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Triple Sock Cow

Who are you?

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Torville and Cow'.

'Be gentle with me!'

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Elephant blowing up balloons

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

They're short of staff!

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

"I love it!"

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

Udder Horns.