Bovine Bestie Prints

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

BOO MOO!

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Who are you?

Triple Sock Cow

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'Torville and Cow'.

'Be gentle with me!'

Elephant blowing up balloons

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

They're short of staff!

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

"I love it!"

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

Udder Horns.

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."