Bovine Banter Bro Prints

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Motorherd

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

BOO MOO!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Who are you?

Triple Sock Cow

The Cud Food Guide

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

'Torville and Cow'.

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'Be gentle with me!'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

They're short of staff!

Almost ready Sir!

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"