Bovine Buddies Pillows

'. . . Bessie, you will have to sit this one out, because, well you're a cow.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Not now, Oliver."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"You're famous, Angus."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

BOO MOO!

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

It was an impulse buy.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Triple Sock Cow

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Who are you?

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."