Breed Buff Mugs

"Mom was a zebra, but Dad was an ass."

"You know, I'm part Great Dane myself."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

I fart more than that!

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Get on with it!

Gene Therapy

'You've had enough.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Body Systems

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

A centi-stampede.