Beef Buff Mugs

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

A sure sign that you have been eating waaay too much beef!

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

Spider Clown.

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Oh Hi!'

The Alpha Seltzer

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Bumble Bee

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Of Mice and Men.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Get on with it!

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Can I have flies with that'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'You've had enough.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."