Beef Buff Pillows

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

A sure sign that you have been eating waaay too much beef!

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

Spider Clown.

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

'Oh Hi!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Bumble Bee

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I fart more than that!

Of Mice and Men.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Can I have flies with that'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Get on with it!

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

Eat Beef

'You've had enough.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'Who's the new guy?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"