Brew Buff Mugs

The Coffee Tattoo

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'No, not 25 years - we've just added our 25th artificial ingredient.'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"Oh, I hate the taste. It's the ritual I adore."

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

"Lager!"

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Baking

'We'll take it!'

A dog at the bakery.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Surreal ale

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'