Brew Buff Gifts

The Coffee Tattoo

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'No, not 25 years - we've just added our 25th artificial ingredient.'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Oh, I hate the taste. It's the ritual I adore."

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

"Lager!"

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

The Alpha Seltzer

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Baking

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'We'll take it!'

A dog at the bakery.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'