Baby Prepper Gifts

Looking for a gift for your baby prepper? Find witty and thoughtful items that capture their dedication to preparing a cozy, organized future for their little one. From funny mugs to charming prints, these gifts are perfect for proud parents and meticulous nesters alike.

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"The nursery is almost finished." mockup

"The nursery is almost finished."

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"What else is there to do to pass the time of day in here??"

"What else is there to do to pass the time of day in here??" mockup

"What else is there to do to pass the time of day in here??"

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'Mom, I now know the biological reason we're pregnant for 9 months. It takes at least that long to get used to the idea of being a parent.'

'Mom, I now know the biological reason we're pregnant for 9 months. It takes at least that long to get used to the idea of being a parent.' mockup

'Mom, I now know the biological reason we're pregnant for 9 months. It takes at least that long to get used to the idea of being a parent.'

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Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him. mockup

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!" mockup

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

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'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...' mockup

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

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A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass." mockup

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

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"Which one's yours?"

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"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!" mockup

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

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Preparing for a new arrival

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'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.' mockup

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

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'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.' mockup

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

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Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System. mockup

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

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'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.' mockup

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

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'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.' mockup

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

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Fire Assembly Point

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"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?" mockup

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

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She Had Enough To Drink.

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"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance. mockup

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

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"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already." mockup

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

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"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise." mockup

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

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Safe harbour

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In case of fire call yourself.

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'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!' mockup

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

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'It's the plumber ... '

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'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.' mockup

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

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101 Placenta Recipes

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'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!' mockup

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

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Please take a number...

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"No fair! How come Baldo gets his class schedule before school starts?"

"No fair! How come Baldo gets his class schedule before school starts?" mockup

"No fair! How come Baldo gets his class schedule before school starts?"

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California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer. mockup

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.

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'Holly, listen to me. This school year is important. . . It's your last year before high school! You have to prepare! High school is a whole new ball game.'

'Holly, listen to me. This school year is important. . . It's your last year before high school! You have to prepare! High school is a whole new ball game.' mockup

'Holly, listen to me. This school year is important. . . It's your last year before high school! You have to prepare! High school is a whole new ball game.'

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This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency - you'd be dead. (radio warning broadcast)

This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency - you'd be dead. (radio warning broadcast) mockup

This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency - you'd be dead. (radio warning broadcast)

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Baby Prepper Gifts Collection

Baby Prepper Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and heartfelt mugs, perfect for any baby prepper who loves starting their day with a smile.

Baby Prepper Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate baby preppers' commitment with a touch of humor, perfect for nursery or lounge areas.

Baby Prepper Prints

Discover charming prints that speak to the meticulous spirit of baby preppers—ideal for decorating the nursery with personality.

Baby Prepper T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for baby preppers—great for lounging and making a statement about their organized dedication.