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"The nursery is almost finished."

"What else is there to do to pass the time of day in here??"

'Mom, I now know the biological reason we're pregnant for 9 months. It takes at least that long to get used to the idea of being a parent.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Which one's yours?"

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Preparing for a new arrival

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Fire Assembly Point

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

She Had Enough To Drink.

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Safe harbour

In case of fire call yourself.

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

'It's the plumber ... '

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

101 Placenta Recipes

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Please take a number...

"No fair! How come Baldo gets his class schedule before school starts?"

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.

'Holly, listen to me. This school year is important. . . It's your last year before high school! You have to prepare! High school is a whole new ball game.'

This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency - you'd be dead. (radio warning broadcast)