Parenthood Preppers Gifts

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

Baby pram as a tank

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Which one's yours?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

S.O.S. vaccine

Holiday Gifts 2020

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

Maternity Arrivals

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Trick or Treatment.

Baby Wind Up.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

'They can be so modest at this age.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"Oh for goodness sake, Walter...speak up when the minister asks you a question!"

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"Your baby's fussiness, whining, and general discontent isn't anything to worry about. It should clear up on its own in about 18 years."

Safe harbour

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

Hazmat suit

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'What do you mean you're going into labor, dear? It's only Saturday. Can't you wait 'til Monday?'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross