"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"
Birthing Buffs Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for someone passionate about childbirth and maternity? Our collection for birthing buffs combines humor and heart, making every new arrival even more special. Whether they’re a new parent, a healthcare professional, or a childbirth enthusiast, find a memorable gift that celebrates the miracle of birth.
A midwife holding a baby
"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"
'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'
Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born
"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"
Uterus: One size fits all.
Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'
"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"
"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."
She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."
"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."
Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.
'It's a screaming ladies part.'
"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"
"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"
"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."
Womb for Kids
"Any chance you could come back in ten months?"
'What? Didn't your parents ever tell you who delivers babies???'
"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."
You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!
'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'
"I hope you don't mind me asking, Mrs. Gonzales...but how does the baby get out of there?"
Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.
Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.
The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Get out of me!'
Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb
Up the duff!
Warehousing, St Catherine's Docks
'Excuse me Madam!!'
"Vous avez pris rendez-vous?"
"I'm your midwife... the others are just some people I've sold tickets to."
'I'm sure it's a boy. Because every time I touch the TV remote, he kicks me.'
"Tickets to the birth of my son or daughter? I got 'em who needs 'em?"
Birthing Buffs Gifts Collection
Birthing Buffs Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for birthing buffs. Find witty, heartfelt designs that make every sip an ode to new life.
Birthing Buffs Pillows
Browse our pillows for birthing buffs, combining humor and comfort. These cute, inspiring pieces are ideal for decorating nurseries or comfy corners.
Birthing Buffs Prints
Elevate your space with prints that highlight the beauty of birth and the passion of birthing buffs. Artistic, meaningful, and uplifting.
Birthing Buffs T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for birthing enthusiasts. Wear your passion with pride in comfortable, amusing styles that celebrate the miracle of birth.