Birth Helper Gifts

A midwife holding a baby

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

In the club.

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Child doing the washing up

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"Any chance you could come back in ten months?"

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

Innie Outie

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

'That's right! Avoid the issue by giving birth, like you always do.'

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

"I'm afraid there is no cheaper, generic version of a triple bypass."

"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."

'...And how are you managing without me at home?'

Medical Team

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.

'I'm moving Saturday, can I borrow your dolly?'

The mysteries of man-land.

Outpatient recovery lot

Should medical students be asked their political opinions?

"Hi, Mom, just popped by to see what you were doing."

'I don't know if I'll ever be perky again.'

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

"Thanks for rushing over but we've decided to keep our poltergeist!"

"Eddie's mom gave me kitties and milk."