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A midwife holding a baby

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

In the club.

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Child doing the washing up

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

"Any chance you could come back in ten months?"

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

Innie Outie

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

'That's right! Avoid the issue by giving birth, like you always do.'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

"I'm afraid there is no cheaper, generic version of a triple bypass."

"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."

'...And how are you managing without me at home?'

What's new at soccer practice? Nothin' much. Hey! The coach put you in as a sweeper. That's news! I didn't want to give mom any big ideas!

Though initially enthusiastic about natural childbirth, the Millers felt their midwives took the concept too far.

Medical Team

The mysteries of man-land.

'I'm moving Saturday, can I borrow your dolly?'

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.

Outpatient recovery lot

Should medical students be asked their political opinions?

'I don't know if I'll ever be perky again.'

"Hi, Mom, just popped by to see what you were doing."

"Thanks for rushing over but we've decided to keep our poltergeist!"

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."