Home Helper T-Shirts

"Start exercising, lose some weight, pay more attention to me and the kids, help out more around the house?"

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."

'I'm moving Saturday, can I borrow your dolly?'

"He's your son-in-law, not a handyman."

The mysteries of man-land.

"I don't do windows."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Did you remember my mints?"

Fixing the TV.

Child doing the washing up

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Boys Cooking

'How are you doing on your side?'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Human Rights in Myanmar

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"I googled my symptoms and downloaded the treatment to my tablet. All you have to do is follow this..."

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

Working from Home

"This is the best news."

Working from Home

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

Working Mother

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"