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'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Iron Lady and Iron Man

What's new at soccer practice? Nothin' much. Hey! The coach put you in as a sweeper. That's news! I didn't want to give mom any big ideas!

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

'...And how are you managing without me at home?'

"Thanks for rushing over but we've decided to keep our poltergeist!"

"OK...I have a list of jobs for you to do."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"I had to skip my workout."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"I don't do windows."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

Pest Control

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Separation Anxiety

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Here's your sweater back."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Child doing the washing up