Household Helper Gifts

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

'...And how are you managing without me at home?'

"Thanks for rushing over but we've decided to keep our poltergeist!"

"OK...I have a list of jobs for you to do."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

"I don't do windows."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Pest Control

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Separation Anxiety

Boys Cooking

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Child doing the washing up

"I am not ‘politicizing the issue’ — I simply asked you to pick up your room!"

"Here's your sweater back."

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'How are you doing on your side?'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'