Household Helper Admirer Gifts

Maid.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

Woman tangled up ironing

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

balanced life

Wonder Woman!

"You lick, I'll dry."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Gentrification of the Fridge.