Service Skills Admirer Gifts

A waiter carrying a tray of drinks

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Valet park only"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'The customer is always right...'

I Heart Juggling

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Helicopter

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

"I'd recommend this."

"Will that be for here or to go?"

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

"I know it's hard to shift gears coming here from your day job as an editor, but the customers don’t like their drinks watered down."

"Thanks for waiting."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."

Pastor Andy's pet peeves finally get the better of him.

I was mugged. Call IX-I-I!

"Oops."

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'

'I never get tipped!'

We're with the gutter cleaning service.

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.