Circus Skills Admirer Gifts

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

I Heart Juggling

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown God

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Face Painting

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Circus Act

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Send in the Clones.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"What's your occupation?"