Circus Skills Gifts

Spinning Plates!

'The nicotine patch controls the craving, but he still needs to do something with his hands.'

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Learning to juggle was the next big step in evolution.

Lion Tamer leaves a Crisis Management Center

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"And to think 'roll over' used to be a big deal."

Cactus at Balloon Animal Class

Children's Parties

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown God

'He's maturing early.'

Litter Tray Training

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.