Circus Skills Prints

Spinning Plates!

'The nicotine patch controls the craving, but he still needs to do something with his hands.'

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Learning to juggle was the next big step in evolution.

Lion Tamer leaves a Crisis Management Center

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"And to think 'roll over' used to be a big deal."

Cactus at Balloon Animal Class

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'He's maturing early.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Clown God

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Litter Tray Training

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.