Circus Trainer Gifts

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

More professional training required for SUVs

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Litter Tray Training

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'He's maturing early.'

Clown God

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'