Circus Worker Gifts

The stress in your job could kill you! So could the lions!

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Ferris Wheel set on High Speed.

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

"Peanuts! Working for peanuts and without proper benefits here!"

Circus News

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Suitably dressed for Happy Hour.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Clown God

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."