Circus Employee Gifts

'Great coaching is about helping your coachee to move forward...'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'He's maturing early.'

Litter Tray Training

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown God

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'