Family Circus Manager Gifts

"Working" from home

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

Police Log

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Dolphin tricks.

Parental Training Course

The relay race

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

'Great coaching is about helping your coachee to move forward...'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

Suitably dressed for Happy Hour.

'I've had it for the last seventeen years.'

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

Circus News

The stress in your job could kill you! So could the lions!

'The circus is downsizing, and we're replacing you with Rush Limbaugh!'

Annoying Dinner Guests Dining Soc.

'It wasn't the baby's crying that kept me awake last night...it was my husband's.'

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

"We've invested heavily - If not always wisely - In talent."

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

"I don't mind the wheezing. It drowns out the sound of my kids constantly arguing."

'Wow! This is the third restraining order this week! That's the last time I plan a family reunion.'

"It's just a phase."

'For heaven's sake, couldn't you have spelled it out?'

"I'm fed up being paid peanuts."

"It's my flea. I think it's got dogs."

Ferris Wheel set on High Speed.

The perils of working from home