Flea Circus Manager Gifts

"It's my flea. I think it's got dogs."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

A Change of Scene.

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

The relay race

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

Police Log

"Working" from home

'Abandon Sheep.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Typical day on a dog's wagging tail

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Cirque Du Flea

The Flea Circus.

'The circus is downsizing, and we're replacing you with Rush Limbaugh!'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

"We've invested heavily - If not always wisely - In talent."

'Oh no, wash day!..'

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'