Flea Circus Performer Gifts

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Litter Tray Training

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Clown Wife

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

When clowns are hunting.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Send in the Clones.'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"What's your occupation?"

The circus diver.

The Path

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"