Circus Goer Gifts

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

..Hurry up in there Coco

'I'm sorry, folks, Hoodino is unable to perform. He can't get out of his jeans.'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

"Okay you try going under and I'll go over."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Dead Funny

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown God

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'He's maturing early.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Litter Tray Training

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clown Face Painting

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'