Circus Goer Gifts

Elephant Uses Candy Floss as Cotton Bud.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

..Hurry up in there Coco

'I'm sorry, folks, Hoodino is unable to perform. He can't get out of his jeans.'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

"Okay you try going under and I'll go over."

Children's Parties

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Clown God

'He's maturing early.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Litter Tray Training

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'