Circus Seeker Gifts

'Miss Kelsey, I'm feeling a little depressed. Send in the clowns.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Peanuts! Working for peanuts and without proper benefits here!"

'Please hurry! My husband will be home any minute!'

Fluffo's Cry For Help Goes Unheeded

'A moiety of twa is still ae.'

"I don't know what it is, but there's something about them that really gives me the creeps."

At the Museum

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Thinking Gears

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Litter Tray Training

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'He's maturing early.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown God