Circus Observer Gifts

"So, you want to go see that new movie about the fictional insane clown?"

Children's Parties

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Litter Tray Training

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'He's maturing early.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown God

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."