Circus Admirer Gifts

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Shoe saleman responds to clown's stinky foot

Love at first sight.

"It's a note from Junior!He's run away to join an accounting firm!!"

Clown rides unicycle.

"Have we got a show for you!"

"Careful, now - it's a juggle out there."

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."

Woman Juggling Emojis

"Sorry, it's not personal."

"And remember, kids, don't try this at home - wait till you get back to school."

"yes, I've heard 'Clowns' is a good place to eat too...why not ask Jones what it's like, he went there today."

'Now that's what I call a 'Bareback Rider'!'

"Gasp!..Confetti!..Gasp!"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Spiro & Pusho: Tightrope Walkers

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

Why did I marry that clown?

'We are not buying a purebred as long as there are so many homeless dogs down at the balloon Animal Shelter.'

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"Good luck out there with the normies and un-bearded ladies!"

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

Your nose piercing looks ridiculous.

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

"Actually, Mother, this is a bad time ..."

Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'