Circus Aspirant Gifts

Do something that takes your mind off smoking.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Balloon dog poos.

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"What's your occupation?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Talking Dog.