Circus Aspirant Pillows

Do something that takes your mind off smoking.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"What's your occupation?"

Balloon dog poos.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Circus Act

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Talking Dog.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'