Circus Escapist Pillows

"I'm going to run away and join a firm of accountants."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Easy chair exercise machines

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'