Circus Escapist Mugs

"I'm going to run away and join a firm of accountants."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Easy chair exercise machines

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'