Cycle Escapist Mugs

Mouse escaping a cat.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Now you can send it."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Saved...life is good!

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

No early morning tea past this landing

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."