Zen Aspirant Pillows

Meditating

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

What else is there to wish for?

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

FAQs.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"You've been served."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."