Regal Aspirants Gifts

'I can't eat this. Ever try to look regal eating corn on the cob?'

What else is there to wish for?

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'I don't want to be president when I grow up - but I'd like to have enough money to run.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

'Yes, well we all like money'

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'

'If you want to prepare for you retirement, why don't you buy a bank like I did?'

King

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

'Sure, I'm a millionaire on paper. Unfortunately, the paper isn't issued by the United States Mint.'

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.

"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."