Angelic Aspirant Gifts

"Great, just my luck."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Cat Heaven.