Angelic Newcomer Gifts

"You must be the new guy."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

And on the Seventh Day...

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Spring Break!

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Angel Romance

Basketball Halo

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'