Angelic Newcomer T-Shirts

"You must be the new guy."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

And on the Seventh Day...

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Basketball Halo

Spring Break!

Angel Romance

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'