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And on the Seventh Day...

'I understand he was quite a basketball player in his day.'

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Golfing Gods.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'Great, just great! Now they have God on their side.'

Basketball Halo

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

Badminton/Goodminton

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Angel playing music

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Angel Romance

Death of the pope.