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'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Angel playing music

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

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"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'