Angelic Athlete Mugs

And on the Seventh Day...

'I understand he was quite a basketball player in his day.'

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

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Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Golfing Gods.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'Great, just great! Now they have God on their side.'

Basketball Halo

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

Badminton/Goodminton

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Angel playing music

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."