Angelic Fitness Enthusiast Mugs

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Exercises

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

And on the Seventh Day...

Basketball Halo

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Death of the pope.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Heaven - Under New Management.

Marriage Heaven

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Jehovah's Fitness

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud