Angelic Athletes Mugs

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

"First one to eleven."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

And on the Seventh Day...

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Basketball Halo

Death of the pope.

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Angel

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I see my wife made it in.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'